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The Laws of Sofas
| I recently added boxer number four to my family and think I
have now been able to deduce some of the basic laws that apply to sofas,
couches, and chairs in a boxer household. Law Number 1. Whatever chair/sofa the alpha human prefers to sit on will always be filled with Boxers. Law Number 2. The number of boxers who can fit on the alpha human's chair is limited only by the level of squashedness the boxers are willing to suffer through. Law Number 3. If the alpha human gets sick of being squished into the edge of their favourite sofa and goes and sits on the dog sofa, the dog sofa immediately becomes prone to Law Number 1 above. A move back to the regular sofa causes Law Number 1 to apply to it again. Law Number 4. Boxers' boney elbows always reach the most sensitive parts of the human body seated next to them on the sofa. Law Number 5. Young Boxers can get toys under sofa cushions faster than the human eye can see. Law Number 6. Young boxers MUST dig toys out from under sofa cushions using maximum force and activity. Law Number 7. Digging of sofa cushions usually occurs when humans are sitting on the sofa holding a hot drink, talking on the phone, or performing delicate work of some kind. I'm sure there are more sofa laws. |